-“The thought of two guys having sex, it just makes me sick!”
Well the thought of your fat ass plowing some chick doesn’t get me off either.
-Homophobe: Adam and Eve, not Steve!
Me: its homosapiens not heterosapien
-dude: “Two girls kissing is gross.”
you: “You may want to rethink your orientation, because it’s very common for straight guys to dig it…”
- “thats so gay”
You: Yes, it is happy, thank you.
Homophobic person: What?
You: Well, you meant happy, didnt you? Because, nothing about _____ points to one’s sexual orintation.
Homophobic person: (Im stupid and confused now)
You: (walk away)
- fuck you nasty dyke !
“Don’t be mad just because I don’t love you back.”
-Homophobe saids something:
“It’s funny how gays can spot other guys in public!” or “Your gaydar is very good.
-Why don’t you like girls?
Im allergic to nuts
does someone else know something too? Then leave a comment below and maybe I will use t for the next one :D
